Gentlemen, ever had your past walk right into your present? The other night, I was having dinner with a friend. Quiet, relaxed evening. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. I open it — and there she is. My ex.She looks at me and says, “I was in the area and thought I’d stop by.” Just like that. I stood there, confused. I hadn’t seen her in over a year. We ended on… well, not the best terms. She walked in like nothing happened, sat down at the table, and started chatting with my friend like they were old pals. What do you even do in that situation? Pretend it’s normal? I just sat there, trying not to choke on my dinner. Why do exes always know the perfect moment to show up unannounced?
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