my buddy was gettin married, so we planned a bachelor party. nothing too wild — just some drinks, games, and a night out.
well, around midnight, one of the guys got the bright idea to climb a streetlamp.
he got halfway up, and then realized… he couldn’t get down.
we ended up callin the fire department. when they got him down, the firefighter just looked at us and said, “you guys are idiots.”
we all agreed.
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