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I haven't eaten in two days

I haven't eaten in two days


My ex-wife teaches French. I know literally a few phrases on it myself. The phone rang yesterday, my ex wife wasn't home, I picked up the phone, and they quickly said something in French. Well, I was stupid and burned out the only thing that came to mind Je n'ai mangé pasi jours. The phone was silent for about ten seconds. Then there was another quick, treacherous beep, and I hung up. Later it turned out that it was a call from the press attache from the Belgian embassy, where my ex-wife taught the language, and I told him that I haven't eaten in two days. Therefore, after that, the press attache increased the fee for my ex-wife's classes - so that we would not remain hungry.

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