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The Gym Disaster

The Gym Disaster
May 06, 2025

so, a few months ago, i decided to get back in shape. signed up for a gym membership, bought new shoes, the whole deal.

first day at the gym, i thought i’d start easy — treadmill. seemed simple enough, right? well, turns out, i didn’t know how to work the thing.

i pressed a bunch of buttons, it started goin faster, and before i knew it… i flew off the damn thing.

landed right in front of a group of girls doin yoga.

one of them said, “nice jump.”

yeah, haven’t been back to the gym since))) lol

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