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the halloween costume disaster

the halloween costume disaster

Last Halloween, I decided to dress up as a zombie. Spent hours on my makeup — fake blood, torn clothes, the whole thing.

I looked terrifying.

On my way to the party, I stopped at a gas station. The cashier saw me, screamed, and hit the panic button.

Before I knew it, the cops showed up. I had to convince them I wasn’t a real zombie.

Let’s just say, next time I’m sticking to something less dramatic.

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