down here in florida, you never know what’ll show up in your backyard last saturday we were havin a pool party burgers grillin kids splashin then my cousin hollers “there’s a gator in the pool!
sure enough, there was this six-foot alligator just chillin like he owned the place everyone screamed and ran inside except uncle frank he grabbed a pool net and said i got this
long story short, frank didn’t “got this” we ended up callin animal control and now we got a new rule no parties without checkin the pool first
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Gator in the pool

Jun 17, 2024
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